Stress Busters

Batman for the Rescue

2011-09-27T11:10:00.000-07:00

Car Race

2011-09-03T04:13:00.001-07:00

I Dont link your Milk..

2011-09-03T03:58:00.001-07:00

Nice View

2011-08-26T14:44:00.000-07:00

Show me...

2011-08-02T12:51:00.000-07:00

Heart Failure

2011-06-28T12:09:00.000-07:00

Teacher : Pedro, if your father earns P7,500 in a week and he gave 1/2 of that to your mother, what would she have?"Pedro: "Heart failure, Ma'am!"

How to Recruit Right People

2011-06-26T02:21:00.000-07:00

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning..

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.

Congratulate them and put them In Top management

What do i send?

2011-06-26T02:13:00.000-07:00

In Case...

2011-06-24T02:18:00.001-07:00

Drunk Fail

2011-06-24T02:16:00.000-07:00

Benefits of computers

2011-06-20T10:23:00.000-07:00

Harley

2011-06-20T09:59:00.001-07:00

Want my Muscle?

2011-06-08T07:32:00.001-07:00

Caught in the Act: Cheating on Husband

2011-06-05T11:36:00.000-07:00

Sunset

2011-05-26T01:34:00.000-07:00

First Period

2011-05-21T04:43:00.001-07:00

Nice Job

2011-05-21T04:26:00.001-07:00

Sorry Im on a Diet!

2011-05-20T20:50:00.001-07:00

OMG It Spins

2011-05-16T10:48:00.001-07:00

Reporter Fail

2011-05-16T10:45:00.001-07:00

Sponsors?

2011-05-16T10:38:00.000-07:00

Monkeys

2011-04-09T20:38:00.001-07:00

Ipad 2 Reviews

2011-03-13T04:13:00.003-07:00

Mortar

2011-03-10T18:45:00.000-08:00

Marathon

2011-03-10T18:42:00.000-08:00

Seatbelt

2011-02-23T21:08:00.000-08:00

Payabangan

2011-02-23T20:59:00.001-08:00

ANAK: tay ako pinakamabilis magbilang ng 1-10 sa school

TATAY: ok. wag ka mayabang anak

sunod na araw

ANAK: tay pinakamagaling ako magsulat ng ABC sa school

TATAY: ok. wag ka magyabang

sunod na raw

ANAK: tay ako may pinakamalaking t*t* sa mga kaklase ko

TATAY: tigilan mo nga kayabangan mo. natural 30 ka na eh.

Biker

2011-02-23T20:58:00.001-08:00

Damuhan

2011-02-23T20:55:00.001-08:00

nasalubong ni PEDRo ang isang G.R.O.

PEDRO: Miis magkano ang serbisyo mo?

G.R.O: sa kama 500, sa papag 300 at sa damuhan 100.

PEDRO: o ito 500..

G.R.O: w0w! ang yaman....

PEDRO: mayaman ka dyan limang beses yan sa Damuhan!! hahaha..

Baclaran

2011-02-23T20:54:00.000-08:00

sang araw, may isang bakla na sumakay sa jeep...

May sumakay din na gwapong lalaki...

Nagpacute ang bakla, inabot ang bayad at sabi, 'ma, bayad.. baclaran.' sabay kindat sa gwapong lalaki.

Nagpacute din ang gwapong lalaki.

Kumindat sa bakla, nagbayad sabay sabi, 'ma, bayad.. Bacla-ren!'

Viagra

2011-02-12T08:54:00.000-08:00

Tips on Things not to say....

2011-02-12T08:47:00.000-08:00

Taped Boobsie

2011-02-12T08:42:00.000-08:00

Laser Pointer

2011-02-10T12:35:00.000-08:00

Bubble Gum

2011-02-10T12:15:00.000-08:00

Transformation

2011-02-10T12:13:00.000-08:00

Eye Contact

2011-02-10T12:05:00.001-08:00

Fishing Kid

2011-02-08T13:16:00.000-08:00

Headshot

2011-01-28T06:36:00.000-08:00

Pussy Cat

2011-01-28T06:34:00.000-08:00

Car Accident

2011-01-28T06:31:00.001-08:00

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ' Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No.. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

Jump Fail

2011-01-27T03:12:00.000-08:00

Macbook Pro

2011-01-25T00:24:00.000-08:00

Volvo

2011-01-23T01:10:00.000-08:00

Never Agree for Threesome :(

2011-01-23T01:09:00.000-08:00

I went to one of the bars in here and I ended up talking to an older woman. She looked pretty OK for a 53-year-old, I thought.
In fact, she really wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" ( excitedly).
We drank a bit more. Then she smiled and said that tonight was "my lucky night".
So we went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?!!" :(

Arab Sex

2011-01-18T01:54:00.000-08:00

Fail

2011-01-18T01:45:00.000-08:00

Sleep Fail

2011-01-18T01:20:00.000-08:00

Mini Boobsper

2011-01-18T01:19:00.000-08:00

Sportmanship

2011-01-18T01:11:00.000-08:00

Bananaman

2011-01-18T00:56:00.001-08:00

Bad Santa

2011-01-17T05:22:00.000-08:00

Invisible Rope

2011-01-16T12:13:00.000-08:00

Erap & FVR

2011-01-15T11:58:00.001-08:00

Erap and FVR

Kumain cla sa isang sosyal n restaurant:
FVR: "Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries..

Waiter:And you Sir?

Erap: The same, Give me Sweepstake and First Prize,too..

Fire Fart

2011-01-15T08:03:00.000-08:00

Baby Doll

2011-01-15T07:29:00.001-08:00

Whoah

2010-12-27T05:18:00.000-08:00

The Estudyante and Driver

2010-12-27T05:09:00.001-08:00

E: manong, bayad ho.
D: san galing?
E: e di sa bulsa ko.
D: hindi, san sumakay?
E: e di sa jeep niyo.
D: (loko to ah. bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli.)
E: o manong, bat kulang to? magkano ba Quiapo?
D: bakit? bibilin mo?

Truth about Eternal Flame Song

2010-12-27T05:04:00.000-08:00

BULAG: close your eyes.
PILAY: give me your hand, darling.
BINGI: do you hear my heart beating?
BOBO: do you understand?
MANHID: do you feel the same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is this burning? an eternal flame.
PIPI: say your name.
BALIW: sunshine through the rain.
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely.
ILUSYONADA: then you’ve come to ease the pain.
MARTYR: i don’t wanna lose this feeling.
SALING PUSA: oooohh!

Wedding Ring

2010-12-27T05:00:00.001-08:00

Teacher: If there were five birds on a fence. And you shot one, how many would be left?
Kid: None, as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think!
Kid: I have a question ma’am. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher: (Nervously answered) Well, the one sucking the cone.
Kid: No, you’re wrong . The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma’am!

Pole Dancing practice

2010-12-27T04:58:00.001-08:00

Children in the dark

2010-12-27T04:57:00.001-08:00

Teacher: Now, Pedro give me the opposite of this sentence. “Children in the dark, make mistakes.”
Pedro: Mistakes in the dark, make children.

3 idiots

2010-12-27T04:56:00.001-08:00

Superman

2010-12-27T04:54:00.001-08:00

Dad: (Holding two toys, letting his son choose) Barbie or Superman?
Son: Superman Dad.
Dad: Good. (Then he left)
Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT! SHET!

Aduken

2010-12-27T04:41:00.000-08:00

Cat Attack

2010-12-27T04:27:00.000-08:00

Idiot?

2010-10-26T12:58:00.001-07:00

Student: Sir, what is an idiot?
Teacher: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Student: No

Lost Puppy

2010-10-26T12:50:00.001-07:00

Jurassic Fart

2010-10-26T12:48:00.001-07:00

Boyfriends Fart Dinner

2010-10-26T12:43:00.000-07:00

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

Thanks to Vodafone

2010-10-26T12:37:00.000-07:00

Abs workout

2010-10-24T11:44:00.000-07:00

Shower

2010-10-24T06:19:00.000-07:00

Sperm Count

2010-10-24T06:06:00.001-07:00

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open.

Fire in the hole!

2010-10-24T05:22:00.000-07:00

Keep Flushing

2010-10-18T07:18:00.001-07:00

Santa Joke

2010-10-18T07:15:00.001-07:00

Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day.
Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to
the delivery day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to anothercity and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues he asks his father -in-law to write “the clock has arrived” and he will understand that the son is born..

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.

Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do. If he writes “the clock has arrived” Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes “the clock has not arrived” Santa will get worried that something serious hashappened. But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.

He writes
“The clock has arrived, but the pendulam is missing”

Sexy Roller Skate Legs Joke

2010-09-26T13:41:00.001-07:00

Congrats Papa

2010-09-26T13:34:00.000-07:00

Blind Date

2010-09-26T13:18:00.000-07:00

Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said “That was the worst night of my life!”
“Why is that?” her mom asked.
“He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!”
“Isn’t that a good thing?”
“He’s the original owner mom!”

Fail

2010-09-24T07:27:00.001-07:00

Clemency

2010-09-24T06:41:00.001-07:00

Clemency is...

the thing..

you put....

on your...

food...

especially...

when it is...

pancit..

"can you get that CLEMENCY for me please? i'd like to put it on my pansit"

:)

Mahal ako ni tatay

2010-09-21T14:54:00.001-07:00

ANAK: tay! sino mas mahal mo, ako o si nanay?

TATAY: syempre ikaw anak.....

ANAK: kaya pala kapag madaling araw,
ako po ay kinukumutan niyo
at si nanay naman po ay
hinuhubaran niyo......
sweet niyo tlga tay, a lab u....

Fail

2010-09-21T14:50:00.001-07:00

Breast Milk vs Cows Milk

2010-09-21T14:43:00.000-07:00

Password not long enough

2010-09-21T14:34:00.000-07:00

A guy was seting up his new e-mail acount while his girlfriend sat beside him. Feeling all macho, he put in "penis" as his password.

His gf fell off her chair laughing wen d err0r registered as:

PASSWORD NOT LONG ENOUGH

Sexy Waiter Joke

2010-09-17T15:38:00.000-07:00

Married to a sex maniac

2010-09-15T01:47:00.001-07:00

Burning Dick!

2010-09-14T00:48:00.000-07:00

Buhay Amerika

2010-09-09T10:00:00.001-07:00

Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, "Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?"

Sagot nung pamangkin, "Angkol, Angkol..." Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, "Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol... Angkel!"

Tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikol..." Madali muling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, "Hijo, nasa America ka na. hindi Bysikol ang tawag diyan... Bysikel".

Muling tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel to buy some Papsikol..." Madali na namang kinorek nung Tiyo, "Hijo, hindi Papsikol - Papsikel!"

Tinuloy ulit nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, "Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel, to buy some Papsikel... en den I pel... now I heb a Bukel..."

S3x in the office

2010-09-09T09:47:00.000-07:00

Whats up there?

2010-09-09T09:46:00.000-07:00

There's a spy among us!

2010-09-09T09:14:00.001-07:00

Nuptial/Dowry Present

2010-09-09T09:13:00.000-07:00

Isang Pinoy ang nagtayo ng Company sa isang bansa sa Asia. Makalipas ang apat na buwan, dumalo siya sa party ng Ambassador. Doon sa Embassy, nakita niya ang napakagandang Secretary ng Amb. Sabay ligaw agad ang Pinoy. Tradition dito sa bansa, pag nanligaw ka, magbibigay ka ng dowry/nuptial presents para makapag-asawa ka. Sasabihin agad ng babae kung ano ang gusto niya.

Babae: 1st dowry, bigyan mo ako ng 14 carat gold wedding band at 72 carat diamond ring. Tumawag ang Pinoy sa cell phone at sinabi sa kaniyang Accountant ang kailangan. Sabi ng Accountant, walang problema. Naisip ng Secretary na 'easy' lang pala ang unang request kaya't tataasan niya ang susunod na dowry.

Babae: 2nd dowry, magpatayo ka ng 60 acre mansion sa New York at 40 acre summer home in France. Tinawag ng Pinoy ang kaniyang Broker sa NY at France. Sagot ng mga Broker, wala rin problema.

Babae: 3rd dowry pakakasal lang ako kung 10 inches ang "ari" mo! Dahil dito, biglang namutla ang Pinoy at hindi makapag-salita agad.

Babae: Akala mo, kaya mong lahat ang dowry ko. Wala ka pala ibubuga tungkol doon sa ari mo!

Toinks*** ^_^

Wanna See?

2010-09-09T09:06:00.001-07:00

Pangarap

2010-09-09T09:04:00.001-07:00

Kiko: "Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!"

Ralph: "Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?"

Kiko: "Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!"

Bellboy

2010-09-09T08:43:00.000-07:00

Sa loob ng hotel aksidenteng nabangga ng bellboy ang suso ng isang magandang guest..
BELLBOY: Ma’am, sorry po kung ang puso niyo ay kasing lambot ng suso niyo, alam ko pataatwarin mo ako
Sumagot ang magandang guest..
BABAE: Kung kasing tigas naman ng siko mo yang t*t* mo, nasa room 201 lang ako

Sagot sa krisis?

2010-09-09T08:33:00.000-07:00

Ang Pilipinas ay may 40,000 na pok-pok, kumikita sila ng 1000/ day.
Isipin niyo 40,000 x 1000= 40 million,
tapos 40 million x 365 days=14.6 billion / year
IMAGINE? hindi kaya p*kp*k ang sagot sa krisis ng bansa natin?

Payamanan

2010-09-09T08:30:00.001-07:00

Q: Ano ang taong pinaka mahirap sa mundo?
A: Bulag...wala kita.
Q: Ano ang taong mayaman?
A: Duling...dalawa kita.
Q: Ano ang pinaka mayaman sa dalawa??
A: Prostitute...kita lahat.

Fail!

2010-09-08T00:11:00.000-07:00

Stress Busters

Batman for the Rescue

Car Race

I Dont link your Milk..

Nice View

Show me...

Heart Failure

How to Recruit Right People

What do i send?

In Case...

Drunk Fail

Benefits of computers

Harley

Want my Muscle?

Caught in the Act: Cheating on Husband

Sunset

First Period

Nice Job

Sorry Im on a Diet!

OMG It Spins

Reporter Fail

Sponsors?

Monkeys

Ipad 2 Reviews

Mortar

Marathon

Seatbelt

Payabangan

Biker

Damuhan

Baclaran

Viagra

Tips on Things not to say....

Taped Boobsie

Laser Pointer

Bubble Gum

Transformation

Eye Contact

Fishing Kid

Headshot

Pussy Cat

Car Accident

Jump Fail

Macbook Pro

Volvo

Never Agree for Threesome :(

Arab Sex

Fail

Sleep Fail

Mini Boobsper

Sportmanship

Bananaman

Bad Santa

Invisible Rope

Erap & FVR

Erap and FVRKumain cla sa isang sosyal n restaurant:FVR: "Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries..Waiter:And you Sir?Erap: The same, Give me Sweepstake and First Prize,too..

Fire Fart

Baby Doll

Whoah

The Estudyante and Driver

Truth about Eternal Flame Song

Wedding Ring

Pole Dancing practice

Children in the dark

3 idiots

Superman

Aduken

Cat Attack

Idiot?

Lost Puppy

Jurassic Fart

Boyfriends Fart Dinner

Thanks to Vodafone

Abs workout

Shower

Sperm Count

Fire in the hole!

Keep Flushing

Santa Joke

Sexy Roller Skate Legs Joke

Erap and FVR

Kumain cla sa isang sosyal n restaurant:
FVR: "Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries..

Waiter:And you Sir?

Erap: The same, Give me Sweepstake and First Prize,too..