Erap & FVR

Erap and FVR

Kumain cla sa isang sosyal n restaurant:
FVR: "Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries..

Waiter:And you Sir?

Erap: The same, Give me Sweepstake and First Prize,too..

Sigaw

Sigaw ni Marcos: "Mabuhay ang Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Cory: "Laban, Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Ramos: "Sulong, Pilipino"
Sigaw ni Erap: "Casino Pilipino"

Erap Joke

Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance.

Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain.

Doctor: Is this her first baby?

Erap: No, this is Erap.

Erap Joke

ERAP: Lintek n shampoo i2!
Ayaw bumula!
MAID: Kc po hindi p po basa
buhok nio.
ERAP: Tanga! For dry hair nga
eh! Bobo ka Inday!