Damuhan

nasalubong ni PEDRo ang isang G.R.O.

PEDRO: Miis magkano ang serbisyo mo?

G.R.O: sa kama 500, sa papag 300 at sa damuhan 100.

PEDRO: o ito 500..

G.R.O: w0w! ang yaman....

PEDRO: mayaman ka dyan limang beses yan sa Damuhan!! hahaha..

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Never Agree for Threesome :(

I went to one of the bars in here and I ended up talking to an older woman. She looked pretty OK for a 53-year-old, I thought.
In fact, she really wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No" ( excitedly).
We drank a bit more. Then she smiled and said that tonight was "my lucky night".
So we went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?!!" :(

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Married to a sex maniac

Sex

DEVILS
r not
allowed
in sex


y?


Becoz
they
will
feel

HEAVEN

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