Teacher: If there were five birds on a fence. And you shot one, how many would be left?
Kid: None, as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think!
Kid: I have a question ma’am. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher: (Nervously answered) Well, the one sucking the cone.
Kid: No, you’re wrong . The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma’am!
Kid: None, as others will fly away.
Teacher: The answer is four, but I like the way you think!
Kid: I have a question ma’am. If three women are eating ice cream, one licking, one biting, and one sucking, which one is married?
Teacher: (Nervously answered) Well, the one sucking the cone.
Kid: No, you’re wrong . The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think ma’am!
