Showing posts with label Fart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fart. Show all posts
Boyfriends Fart Dinner
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
Klase ng utot
Mga klase ng utot ayon sa iyong pagkatao:
--Walang tunog pero ubod ng bantot - plastik ka!
--Mahina ngunit may konting sundot ng bantot - simple lang pero rock.
--Malakas ang buga, walang amoy - puro ka salita, kulang sa gawa, nonsense.
--Malakas na, mabaho pa - totoong tao ka! Saludo ako sa iyo
--Walang tunog pero ubod ng bantot - plastik ka!
--Mahina ngunit may konting sundot ng bantot - simple lang pero rock.
--Malakas ang buga, walang amoy - puro ka salita, kulang sa gawa, nonsense.
--Malakas na, mabaho pa - totoong tao ka! Saludo ako sa iyo
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